On Easter Sunday the Liberals will be airing a 30 minute TV special called something like "Townhall with Canada", but I would like to collect some ideas for alternative titles. The poll is going to be launched on Saturday night, but I still need some help. My two ideas are Mr Ignatieff's Neighbourhood and An Inconvenient Douche. I feel this goldmine of possible ideas has not been adequately tapped. It is not a live show, but rather a compilation of video clips.
Thus far we have
1) Mr Ignatieff's Neighborhood
2) An Inconvenient Douche
3) America's Funniest Home Videos
4) Dr. Ignatieff's Old Tyme Rise Up Revival....sponsored by Viagra
5) Liberal Party Holiday Special
"A few words before I go"
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ReplyDeleteLets Talk about Me
ReplyDeleteAn talk with the visiting count.
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The Gong Show;
ReplyDeleteHow The "Igg" Stole Easter;
Jacko Took My Mojo;
Canada's Worst Campaigner;
Folks, call me paranoid, but I think there's A LOT more to the Coup/Coalition than meets the eye. For those interested in stopping the hijacking of OUR democracy, please give a gander at: "The Real Co-Conspirators Behind the Coup":
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and tell me if I'm wrong.
This is getting like a kid waiting for Santa, nine more sleeps and iggy is toast. Will he be like Dion and wait for hours or days to accept defeat.
ReplyDeleteWhat will he say in his concession speech, especially if the libs have lost seats.
ReplyDelete-I tried, and even with the help of the biased media, we could not convince Canadians that I am the best man for the job of PM. You will have to live with your decisions. You poor fools.
What Canada needs is a monorail!
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ReplyDelete"I coulda been a contender...I coulda been the champ."
ReplyDeleteNot sure what the show should be titled but his theme song should be the Beatles 'Help'.
ReplyDeleteI think an Easter theme is apropos.
ReplyDelete"The Failed Resurrection of Ignatieff the Great."
"I'm leavin' on a jet plane, don't know if I'll be back again"
ReplyDeleteLOL Good one Anon@11:41.
ReplyDeleteHere's another one.
"Ignatieff: D.O.A."
*I have risen up* ?
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ReplyDeleteMichael Ignatieff's "Weird or What?"
"I'm so lonesome I could cry"
ReplyDeleteWelcome Back Iggy ....
ReplyDelete"A little help from my amigo friends"
ReplyDeleteLaughing on the outside
ReplyDeleteMaybe the 1/2 hour show is about Viagra and "Rising Up". "Ressurect Yourself Now".
ReplyDeleteJust slightly off topic. I have heard a number of people compare Count Ziffy MIA's Rise Up to Baptist preachers. As a Baptist preacher I would say to Count Ziffy MIA don't give up your day job. A revivalist you aint. I personally don't do revivalist preaching but from watching and talking with those who do I know that you have to build to the point where you do the equivalent of Count Ziffy MIA's Rise Up. If you fail to build to that moment you get exactly the same reaction Count Ziffy MIA received, blank stares and befuddlement from your audience. A good speaker would have had his audience so enthralled with his words and his delivery that everyone there would have risen enmass and rushed the stage. Count Ziffy MIA failed to do that and thus became the butt of electile dysfunction jokes.
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ReplyDelete@Joe, The first time in my memory that I've seen a candidates pep talk used against him.It was a refreshing interlude and I thought the Libs lacked a sense of humour.
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ReplyDelete...anon at 1:21 should get this
The serene foreigner... A Nightmare on Iggo street... Mr. Iggo goes back to Washington... Iggomaniac... The Norman Bates Show... Iggo's ego Hour... The Unelected Tourist... The Stupidest man on Earth... My Mother had Alziemers Tour... Rosemary's Baby comes home... The Man from the 1970's... The, I'm gonna give the whole country diarrhea Hour... The man with the ever changing narrative... Iggo and his Media Friends... The Count is a Turd Show... Count-Down to Doomsday... Project Iggiot... The man who tucks his shirt into his underpants show... The Desperate Hours... OOps I pooped my pants show... Terry Melewski and Friends...
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Count Iggy Superstar"
After Iggy's appearance at last nights Mississauga Ice Dogs game, the theme song should be Stompin' Tom's "The Hockey Song"!
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