Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Tory Election Slogan Contest

In the spirit of the inevitable election, I would like to collect your ideas for Conservative campaign slogans for a future webpoll. Perhaps it could be a ballot box question like "Tory majority or left wing coalition?" or "Harper's Canada or Czarist Russia?" Perhaps something simpler like "it's the economy stupid" would be more effective? Clearly the Tory campaign platform will be the budget, which was dead before arrival. They threw Layton a bone, but it wasn't big enough. Despite the drama of Tuesday, it is very likely that Jack had his mind made up before he knew what was in the budget.

Please submit your suggestions for campaign slogans like "Ignatieff, getting called one bluff at a time"...

20 comments:

  1. Responsible Government or a Coalition responsible to quebec separatists ??

    Rob C

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  2. The theme music could be "Ig-Ig-Ignatieff", done to the tune of Boney-M's, Rasputine.

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  3. Coalition complaints vs Real Results.

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  4. Vote for them if you want your taxes raised.

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  5. Frankly.. I have higher expectations of the Conservatives than they have delivered of late.

    So.

    My suggestion:

    "It could be worse."

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  6. "Coalition Govt.Courtesy of CBC & media"

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  7. "Ethics and democracy Coalition(Iran) style"

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  8. http://www.docstoc.com/docs/56785628/2004-Coalition-Proposal-Harper-Duceppe-Layton

    Truth or Lies

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  9. "Kitchen Table folks out"

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  10. "Victims NOT thugs"

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  11. "Facts NOT Liberano$ fiction"

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  12. "Say NO to separtist Govt."

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  13. Coalition vs Compentence.

    Bocanut

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  14. Ooops- Competence

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  15. Not sure of an election slogan,
    but if the coalition of losers seizes government,
    it will be

    The West Wants Out!

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  16. Coalition dreaming on a winters day.
    (Mamas and Papas)
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    'Twas then when the Coalition man
    Came singing songs of love
    Then when the Coalition man
    Came singing songs of love
    Coalition, Coalition, Coalition man
    (Donovan-Hurdy Gurdy Man)
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    Coalition? What's in your wallet? Nothing now.
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    Coalition. In through the back door.
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    Rewrite the lyrics to Demolition Man by the Police.
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    Brothers.
    Sisters.
    We don't need this Coalition Groove Thang.
    (Heaven 17)
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    The Great Coalition Sex Swindle.
    Do you ever get the feeling you've been cheated?
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    Beware the Ignaytoceppe-ey.

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  17. 'Dependability VS. Dependency. Decisiveness VS. Uncertainty. Democracy VS. Socialism. Good Governance VS. Coalition. Unity VS. Separatism. The Canadian VS. The Temporary Tourist. Hold on - this is about to get messy...'

    Maybe not a campaign slogan, but might make a good narrative for a campaign ad.

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  18. "Bring Democracy back to the Liberal Party of Canada"

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