Monday, November 30, 2009

November Poll Archive, Volume II

Here are my final submissions for part 2 of the November polling by Iceman-Decibel Research. See also November Polling Volume 1 or October Polling for past results. Note that there were some "hanging shads" in two of the polls that included Palin which came from radical left attack sites. Those votes were disqualified. Why? Because I can. Reminder that I tend to delete nominees who could not even get 5% of the vote, this policy is waived for certain polls.

WHY ARE THE LIBERALS BLEEDING SUPPORT TO THE NDP IN ONTARIO?

Ignatieff channeling Chicken Little (43%)
The incompetence of McGuinty (41%)
I love Communism (12%)


WHO WOULD BE THE MOST LIKELY TO BRING JUSTICE TO BIN LADEN? **note that over half of the Palin votes came from far left attack sites. Those votes were disqualified.**

Rudy Giuliani (50%)
Sarah Palin (28%)
John McCain (14%)
Barak Obama (6%)



WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN DECEMBER OF 2012?

A very merry Christmas (79%)
The end of the World as we know it (13%)
Minor discomfort (6%)


WHICH ALBUM SHOULD THE ICEMAN BE MOST ASHAMED OF OWNING?

ABBA's Greatest Hits (42%)
12 Inches of Snow (21%)
I hope you die (17%)
Totally Krossed Out (10%)
These are all marvelous albums (8%)


HOW LONG WILL EVAN SOLOMAN KEEP HIS JOB ON THE CBC'S POWER AND POLITICS?

Honestly I can't believe he has a job (63%)
Solo is an immortal bestowed on us from Mount Olympus (18%)
one year (11%)
one month (5%)



WHICH DR. SEUSS BOOK SHOULD ALL CHILDREN OWN?

Green Eggs and Ham (39%)
Cat in the Hat (20%)
Dr. Seuss is an evil Conservative war mongerer (16%)
Oh, the Places You'll Go (10%)
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish (9%)


IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE ONE OF THESE TWO TO BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT, WHO WOULD YOU PICK? **note that over half of the Palin votes came from far left attack sites. Those votes were disqualified.**

Rudy Giuliani (63%)
Sarah Palin (37%)


WHICH OF THESE OPINION PUNDITS WOULD MAKE THE BEST PRESIDENT?

Glenn Beck (24%)
Dennis Miller (21%)
Bill O'Reilly (18%)
Rush Limbaugh (11%)
Laura Ingraham (10%)
Sean Hannity (9%)
Mike Savage (4%)


WHICH IS THE MOST FRIGHTENING, CREEPY, AND CEREBRAL MOVIE VILLAIN OF ALL TIME?


Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs (51%)
Keyser Soze, Usual Suspects (11%)
Agent Smith, the Matrix (9%)
The Joker, The Dark Knight (8%)
Pennywise, It (6%)


WOULD YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH OMAR KAHDR LIVING NEXT DOOR?

No (83%)
Yes (8%)
Decline to answer for fear of Jihad (8%)


WHAT WOULD YOU ADVISE FOR FORMER IGNATIEFF CHIEF OF STAFF IAN DAVEY'S NEXT JOB?

Team Rae (47%)
Man who castrates farm animals (c/o Dirty Jobs) (15%)
Waste Treatment Engineer (11%)
Ventriloquist (11%)
Debt Collector (8%)
Janitor (6%)


WHAT IS THE BEST CINEMATIC PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR PORTRAYING A SOLDIER?

George C. Scott, Patton (37%)
Tom Hanks, Saving Private Ryan (15%)
Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now (6%)
Tom Sizemore, Blackhawk Down (7%)
Mel Gibson, Braveheart (6%)
Peter O’Toole, Lawrence of Arabia (7%)
John Wayne, the Longest Day (6%)



WHAT IS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL, EFFECTIVE, AND SIGNIFICANT MILITARY OFFENSIVE IN THE LAST 200 YEARS?

Allies invade Normandy (Canada, Juno beach) (44%)
Canada at Vimy Ridge (26%)
Lord Nelson at Trafalgar (12%)
Patton into Germany (6%)
Wellington at Waterloo (5%)


WHAT WAS THE WORST TACTICAL MILITARY OFFENSIVE OF THE LAST 200 YEARS?

Arabs invade Israel in 1967 (32%)
Napoleon invades Russia in 1812 (23%)
Operation Barbarossa; German invasion of Russia 1941 (20%)
The Battle at Little Bighorn; Custer marches 1874 (8%)
Allied invasion at Gallipoli 1915 (7%)


SHOULD WE COLONIZE THE MOON?

Beam me up Scotty! (58%)
No (41%)


IF YOU WERE TOM HANKS IN CASTAWAY AND HAD TO BE MAROONED ON A DESERT ISLAND WITH ONE OF THE FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE?

a Volleyball (72%)
a Mormon (19%)
Al Gore (6%)


Are you happy that the Iceman survived to age 30?

Yes (72%)
Die asshole (28%)

1 comment:

  1. Google selects the ads they think will get hits on my site. I have no control over ad selection, but this is ironic.

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