Friday, November 20, 2009

I'm a PC

I would like to make another foray into poetry in honour of Dr. Seuss. Given my recent dust up with another Blogging Tory, I just want to say that I am a Progressive Conservative and we need to co-exist in order to win a majority government. Beware of satire.

Politically speaking, I'm a PC
As forward thinking as can be
I want to colonize the moon and stars
Dammit let's get human boots on Mars!

What you need to remember in the end,
is that the enemy of your enemy is your friend.
Iggy and Rae are walking talking moral hazards
While Dalton McGuinty is a fucking oral bastard!

We must exist in this sorority,
if we are to win a majority.
You may think you can with only C,
but to win it all, you need the P!

Yeah sorry, oral bastard was the best phrase I could rhyme to moral hazard. And I do not consider F-Bombs to be profanity. I think it is the most versatile word in the English language, and Dennis Leary had an enormous impact on my formative years.

Also, I love this rap by the Young Cons...

1 comment:

  1. You two can argue all you want about Palin.
    It's kind of nice to see BT's 'debating' and pulling each other's hair.

    I am pretty sure though that American bloggers don't argue about our politicians.

    And, I think Palin is only a parking spot for hurt Republican aspirations.
    When the peddle hits the mettle (yeah I did that on purpose) they are going to look for someone who actually can get elected in 2012.

    She's not it. She's just cashing her cheque.