May Polling vol II

Here are the remainder of my 36 webpolls for the month of May, putting the grand total to 51 polls for the month. Thank you to everyone who has participated, and to view a complete history of my polling, click here. 

WHAT IS THE BEST NICKNAME FOR FUTURE LIBERAL LEADER BOB RAE?

Comrade Bob (31%)
Sideshow Bob (29%)
Boob Rae (13%)
Sponge Bob No-Pants (10%)
The Dipper Whisperer (9%)
BoDipper (3%)
Darth Raeder (2%)

IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN 2 CANADIAN 24 HOUR NEWS CHANNELS, WHICH WOULD YOU WATCH?

CTV News Channel (96%)
CBC Newsworld (4%)

WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO CONTROL OUT OF CONTROL SEAL POPULATIONS?

Hunt them (collect revenue) (90%)
Give them birth control (6%)
Cull them (spend tax revenue) (4%)

WHAT 3 WORDS BEST DESCRIBE IGNATIEFF?

Conservative Majority Government (35%)
Giant elitist prick (18%)
Displaced dithering dilettante (15%)
Indecisive incoherent ineffective (11%)
Me Me Me (7%)
Foolhardy arrogance personified (6%)
Out of touch (3%)
Puppet on strings (2%)

WHICH SUMMIT(S) WOULD YOU LIKE CANADA TO HOST?

Neither (55%)
Both (30%)
G8 (8%)
G20 (5%)

WHICH SHOULD EXIST?

Neither (40%)
Both (27%)
G8 (18%)
G20 (14%)

IF A CRAZED CYCLIST JUMPS ON YOUR CAR WITH THE INTENT OF CAUSING YOU HARM, SHOULD YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO DRIVE AWAY?

Yes (82%)
No (9%)
That's outside my pay grade (9%)

DO YOU OWN AN I-POD OR A MOBILE MP3 PLAYER?

No (59%)
Yes (41%)

WHICH OF THE ICEMAN'S FAVOURITE TV SHOWS WOULD YOU RATHER WATCH?

NCIS (25%)
Mythbusters (18%)
South Park (14%)
Dragon's Den (10%)
Deadliest Warrior (9%)
The Office (8%)
My Name is Earl (6%)
Entourage (4%)
Numb3rs (2%)
Billy the Exterminator (0%)

WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER MOVING TO NEW ORLEANS?

No (90%)
Yes (6%)
Maybe (4%)

BY WHAT MEANS SHOULD OUR PRIME MINISTER TRAVEL?

Private air (90%)
He should never leave Ottawa (6%)
Commercial air (4%)

WHO IS THE MOST EVIL WORLD LEADER?

Kim Jong Il (North Korea) (46%)
Ayatollah Khomeini (Iran) (18%)
Hugo Chavez (Venezuela) (9%)
Vladimir Putin (Russia) (9%)
King Abdullah (Saudi Arabia) (9%)
General Than Shwe (Burma) (2%)
Muammar Gaddafi (Libya) (2%)
Omar al-Bashir (Sudan) (2%)

WHERE DO YOU STAND ON THE EXISTENCE OF THE SASQUATCH?

It never existed (51%)
It may exist (30%)
It exists (10%)
It once existed but is now extinct (6%)

IF KEN DRYDEN IS A ROCK STAR, THEN WHAT DOES THAT MAKE IGNATIEFF?

Groupie (41%)
Roadie (19%)
Obsessed Fan (18%)
Opening Act (11%)
Back-up Vocals (9%)

ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO THE IMMIGRATION DEBATE IN ARIZONA?

Yes (79%)
No (21%)

WHAT DO YOU THINK THE HOLIDAY OF MAY 2-4 IN CANADA SHOULD BE CALLED?

Victoria Day (68%)
Sir John A MacDonald Day (15%)
The May 2-4 (11%)
Sir Winston Churchill Day (5%)

WHAT SPECIES DO YOU BELIEVE THE "MONSTER" THAT FLOATED ASHORE IN NORTHERN ONTARIO IS?

A Hoax (36%)
Otter (21%)
Chupacabra (15%)
Muskrat (9%)
Wolverine (8%)
Bear Cub (6%)
Newly Discovered Species (1%)

WHERE DO YOU THINK IS THE BEST PLACE TO INVEST FOR RETIREMENT IN THIS VOLATILE GLOBAL ECONOMY?

Precious Metals (26%)
Real Estate (20%)
Stocks/Mutual Funds (14%)
Under Matress (12%)
High Interest Savings (12%)
None of the above (8%)
Bonds (4%)
Commodity Futures (2%)

WHAT IS THE MOST APPROPRIATE RESPONSE TO NORTH KOREA SINKING A SOUTH KOREAN NAVY SHIP?

Military Strike (64%)
Tougher Sanctions (20%)
Tough Diplomacy (9%)
Pretend it Never Happened (5%)
Offer Concessions (0%)

WHICH VOTING SYSTEM WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE IN CANADIAN DEMOCRACY?

First past the post (80%)
Proportional representation (11%)
Unelected dictatorship (5%)
Undecided (2%)

DO YOU BELIEVE THAT HUMAN CIVILIZATION IS COMING TO AN END?

No (82%)
Yes (13%)
Undecided (5%)

HOW MANY LIBERAL VOTERS (OF THE 3.6 MILLION NATIONALLY) WOULD THE TORIES NEED TO CONVERT TO WIN EVERY LIBERAL SEAT IN THE COMMONS?

less than 100,000 (40%)
286,419 (31%) *correct answer*
572,839 (16%)
963,562 (5%)
over 1.5 million (5%)

DO YOU WANT YOUR TAX DOLLARS PAYING FOR FOREIGN ABORTIONS?

No (96%)
Yes (4%)

WOULD YOU IDENTIFY YOURSELF AS:

Pro Life (57%)
Pro Choice (31%)
Undecided (12%)

DO YOU THINK SOCIALIST FUNDAMENTALISTS HAVE TOO MUCH INFLUENCE IN SETTING LIBERAL POLICY?

Yes (94%)
No (6%)

ARE YOU TIRED OF MINORITY GOVERNMENTS IN CANADA?

Yes (91%)
No (7%)
Undecided (2%)

CAN YOU BRING YOURSELF TO CHEER FOR THE MONTREAL CANADIENS?

Yes, I'll jump on the bandwagon (44%)
No way, never, never (33%)
Yes, I was already a fan (21%)

WHICH CBC PERSONALITY SHOULD BE INVESTIGATED FIRST FOR PARTISAN BIAS?

Kady O'Malley (34%)
Peter Manbridge (30%)
Evan Soloman (16%)
Terry Milewski (15%)
Susan Bonner (1%)
Rosemary Barton (1%)
Margo McDiarmadid (0%)

SHOULD THE AUDITOR GENERAL BE ALLOWED TO REVIEW MP EXPENSES?

Yes (94%)
No (4%)
Undecided (2%)

WHICH ACTOR WOULD YOU CAST TO PLAY PRIME MINISTER STEPHEN HARPER?

Russel Crowe (25%)
Mark Harmon (23%)
Alec Baldwin (20%)
Richard Gere (12%)
Robert Redford (11%)
Sam Waterson (6%)

WHO DO YOU BELIEVE TO BE MORE CREDIBLE, SNOWDY OR GILLANI?

Neither are credible (70%)
I don't know who these people are (16%)
Derek Snowdy (aka Magnum P.I) (12%)
Nazem Gillani (0%)

DO YOU THINK CANADA COULD EVER HAVE A COALITION GOVERNMENT BETWEEN TORIES AND THE NDP?

No (88%)
Yes (10%)
Undecided (2%)

HINDSIGHT BEING 20/20, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF PRIME MINISTER HARPER'S MOVE TO SPRING THE COALITION TRAP IN DEC 2008?

Brilliant Tactical Move (85%)
No Opinion (9%)
Big Mistake (6%)

HOW CONFIDENT ARE YOU IN THE STRENGTH OF THE GLOBAL ECONOMY?

Somewhat Concerned (33%)
Very Concerned (25%)
Somewhat Confident (24%)
Opinion Neutral (13%)
Very Confident (2%)
I don't follow economic news (0%)

SHOULD AN INDIVIDUAL HAVE PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE AS A JUDGE BEFORE BEING NAMED TO THE SUPREME COURT?

Yes (92%)
No (6%)
Undecided (2%)

DO YOU HAVE RETIREMENT SAVINGS BEYOND CANADA PENSION?

Yes (82%)
No (18%)