Tipper has had enough of being a Gore. If only the Supreme Court had not stolen that election from Al in 2000, maybe they'd still be together. Personally I blame George Bush for breaking up their otherwise happy marriage. I'm sure it has nothing to do with Al being an insufferable misguided blowhard, and everything to do with that personification of pure evil George Bush. I am at least a little bit surprised that the marriage lasted as long as it did. For a man with no charisma and a dull personality, building lasting relationships can't be easy.
I'm sure at least part of Al has to be a little bit excited. He's now free to move to Hollywood where he live waist deep in as many C-list actresses as he can shake his stick at. He can even start working on the sequel to his documentary, "A Convenient Mistake" or maybe "An Inconceivable Douche"... Actually, that gives me an idea for a poll question; what do you think should be the title to the sequel of An Inconvenient Truth?
An Incorrect Truth?
Lock Box!
ReplyDeleteA Conveniently Large Ethanol Investment
ReplyDeleteAn Inconvenient Bank Account
ReplyDeleteAn Inconvenient Prenup
ReplyDeleteAn Inconvenient "Make It Up As You Go For The Money" Lie
ReplyDelete"Al Strikes Out".
ReplyDeleteI'm dying to get a glimpse of the twenty-something young thing Al must have been boffing, that caused the dumping of Tipper.
The question of the day; will she have real,or fake breasts?
DMorris
" The Tipper of the Iceberg"
ReplyDeleteWhat the he!! took her so long....sheeesh!