I saw this on Funny or Die, and it made me laugh. It is a kid appealing to millionaires to give him one million dollars. "I don't need it for anything specific, but I think it would be awesome". I do not know if any of my readers are millionaires, but if you are or know someone who is, please give me one million dollars. I will even send you a Christmas card. There is a donate tab on the right hand side of my site if you would like to donate one million dollars. For everyone else, I do accept donations of less than one million dollars. Merry Christmas!