Monday, October 26, 2009

Selecting Heather Mallick

Is it a sign that you have reached a new level as a blogger when your political opponents begin quoting, linking, and attacking your site? I seem to have touched a nerve over in the Liberal Universe because I have received an influx of new traffic from the blogging liberals. The one I read today presented the thesis that not only am I gullible, but totally ignorant for putting Heather Mallick in my worst CBC employee poll when I stated in the nomination process that "I have never read her blog, but others tell me she is the worst of the lot". So I am stupid because I don't read Liberal blogs, and I am gullible because I trust the opinion of others on how terrible Heather Mallick is at what she does. Who is my source? Charles Adler. The Boss of talk has highlighted some of her most ridiculous work published on the CBC site. Is that a bad choice to include Heather Mallick based on the recommendation of Adler Nation?

Then I am accused of being sexually attracted to Maxime Bernier's "throbbing manhood" because I forgave the man for being seduced by the wrong good looking woman. I had to visit the Lib website and clarify in the comments that to suggest I was physically attracted to the MP was factually incorrect, not that there's anything wrong with that. I don't care if gays get married. I don't care if a woman wants to marry the Eiffel Tower. I feel a strong affection for my pitching wedge. You should have seen some of the marvelous shots my wedges made today!

I also thanked him for the 150 unique visitors that he sent my way. I welcome as many exit links as the Liberal bloggers would like to send me. I noticed that a lot of them stayed and poked around for a while. Now that I am on the Liberal radar, what happens next? Is this just an anomaly or just the beginning? Am I like the Fellowship of the Ring in the mines of Moria? They make the noise, the drum starts beating, Gandalf says "they are coming", and then you start hearing the screeching of the approaching hoards.

I will make my stand in Balin's Tomb. I don't read Liberal blogs because I listen to your politicians and frankly after that I could honestly not care less what the rest of you assholes have to say. I will not direct a single one of my dozens and dozens of loyal fans to your site to defend me. Having them read a Liberal blog would be a complete waste of their time. As Morgan Freeman said in Million Dollar Baby, "sometimes the best way to throw a punch is to take a step back". If some dude thinks he can raise his own portfolio by sending his readers to me, fantastic! I bet you that I convert at least a few of them. I will not play into his hand by "going Tupac"...

10 comments:

  1. Get yourself a sitemeter that will tell you exactly who is accessing your site. Your next adventure will be trolls. Good luck!

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  2. Yeah. You'll be having to deal with intellectual heavyweights like Sparkles, Ti-Guy and Kevron.

    I actually recommend reading anything Kevron posts without even reading it. That guy is so worthless it's barely funny.

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  3. Liberals are very sensitive when it comes to the CBC, don't yah know..haha

    Keep doing what you're doing Iceman.

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  4. Is Heather Mallick the equivalent of a Cave Troll?

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  5. If you want to get them going, do a poll on Trudeau.

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  6. So welcome to the world of Liberal trolls. They live in a 'cave world' that defies decency, respect and fair play.
    You will need to do your own digging on Ms Mallick but you may want to start with this one.

    http://www.heathermallick.ca/cbc.ca-columns/a-mighty-wind-blows-through-republican-convention.html

    My parents were on a driving vacation to Texas when this stuff hit. They were hearing about it in coffee shops down there (very unusual for Canadian stuff to enter a conversation) and my Dad, e-mailed Adler as did many others to discuss it. It was quite the reaction.

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  7. Rahim and Helena said this is where I can score some blow.

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  8. Wow, ya got the trio (Hunter, Shillson and Bec)coverin' yer back. I'm not sure that's a good thing...

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  9. Iceman - you gotta admit that their comments are funny. I visit the lefty blogs to break into giggles. I guess being empty headed like our lefty friends, it makes for huge joke machines.

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