Selecting Heather Mallick

Is it a sign that you have reached a new level as a blogger when your political opponents begin quoting, linking, and attacking your site? I seem to have touched a nerve over in the Liberal Universe because I have received an influx of new traffic from the blogging liberals. The one I read today presented the thesis that not only am I gullible, but totally ignorant for putting Heather Mallick in my worst CBC employee poll when I stated in the nomination process that "I have never read her blog, but others tell me she is the worst of the lot". So I am stupid because I don't read Liberal blogs, and I am gullible because I trust the opinion of others on how terrible Heather Mallick is at what she does. Who is my source? Charles Adler. The Boss of talk has highlighted some of her most ridiculous work published on the CBC site. Is that a bad choice to include Heather Mallick based on the recommendation of Adler Nation?

Then I am accused of being sexually attracted to Maxime Bernier's "throbbing manhood" because I forgave the man for being seduced by the wrong good looking woman. I had to visit the Lib website and clarify in the comments that to suggest I was physically attracted to the MP was factually incorrect, not that there's anything wrong with that. I don't care if gays get married. I don't care if a woman wants to marry the Eiffel Tower. I feel a strong affection for my pitching wedge. You should have seen some of the marvelous shots my wedges made today!

I also thanked him for the 150 unique visitors that he sent my way. I welcome as many exit links as the Liberal bloggers would like to send me. I noticed that a lot of them stayed and poked around for a while. Now that I am on the Liberal radar, what happens next? Is this just an anomaly or just the beginning? Am I like the Fellowship of the Ring in the mines of Moria? They make the noise, the drum starts beating, Gandalf says "they are coming", and then you start hearing the screeching of the approaching hoards.

I will make my stand in Balin's Tomb. I don't read Liberal blogs because I listen to your politicians and frankly after that I could honestly not care less what the rest of you assholes have to say. I will not direct a single one of my dozens and dozens of loyal fans to your site to defend me. Having them read a Liberal blog would be a complete waste of their time. As Morgan Freeman said in Million Dollar Baby, "sometimes the best way to throw a punch is to take a step back". If some dude thinks he can raise his own portfolio by sending his readers to me, fantastic! I bet you that I convert at least a few of them. I will not play into his hand by "going Tupac"...