August Polling

It may be a month late, but here are your polling results from the month of August. What should be done with the Tamil Migrants? Has the media treated Tony Clement fairly this summer? How much should we spend annually on colonizing outter space? Who is the all-time best stand-up comic?

WHAT HAS BEEN THE MOST DAMAGING GAFFE/PHOTO OP ON IGGY'S SUMMER TOUR?

The Prime Minister smells of sulphur (35%)
Advice from Chretien (17%)
Dancing in the streets (14%)
Liberal Express repaired by Harper Diesel (12%)
Liberal Express breaks down (8%)
Jim Traverse writing fiction (6%)
Riding bicycle living dangerously (5%)

ARE YOU AT ALL SUPERSTITIOUS ABOUT FRIDAY THE 13TH?

No (88%)
Yes (9%)
Undecided (2%)

WHAT SHOULD BE DONE WITH THE 500 TAMIL MIGRANTS APPROACHING CANADA?

Allow to land, feed them, treat the sick, send them all home (32%)Turn them away at sea (31%)
Feed them, treat sick, without touching Canadian soil (29%)
Allow to land, process individual refugee claims (3%)
Undecided (2%)

DO YOU THINK THAT TONY CLEMENT HAS BEEN TREATED FAIRLY BY THE MEDIA THIS SUMMER?

No (90%)
Yes (7%)
Undecided (1%)

WHICH POLLING FIRM DO YOU TRUST THE MOST?

Undecided (42%)
Nanos (26%)
Ipsos Reid (11%)
Angus Reid (10%)
Harris Decima (9%)
Ekos (0%)
Strategic Council (0%)

IF THEY CHANGED THEIR SIGNS TO FRENCH, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MINNESOTA AND QUEBEC?

Yes (78%)
No (16%)
Undecided (4%)

WHO DO YOU THINK IS THE ALL-TIME BEST STAND UP COMIC?

George Carlin (22%)
Dennis Miller (18%)
Robin Williams (16%)
Bill Cosby (16%)
Rodney Dangerfield (7%)
Russell Peters (6%)
Richard Pryor (3%)
Chris Rock (3%)
Eddie Murphy (1%)
Jerry Seinfeld (1%)

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CALLED BY A POLLSTER?

Yes (62%)
No (37%)

HOW MUCH MONEY ANNUALLY SHOULD THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT SPEND ON COLONIZING OUTER SPACE?

$0 (78%)
Whatever it takes (12%)
500 Million dollars (4%)
1 Billion dollars (3%)
1 Million dollars (0%)

IS JOHN BAIRD A GOOD CHOICE FOR GOVERNMENT HOUSE LEADER?

Yes (91%)
No (5%)
Undecided (2%)

IS IT ETHICALLY WRONG TO ENTER INTO A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH A PERSON YOU HAVE AUTHORITY OVER AT WORK?

Yes it is wrong (72%)
No it is okay (20%)
Undecided (7%)

WHICH CREATURE IS MOST LIKELY TO EXIST?

Sasquatch (44%)
Lochness Monster (17%)
Troll (14%)
Chupacabra (7%)
Vampire (4%)
Leprechaun (4%)
Dragon (2%)
Unicorn (1%)
Gryphon (1%)
Werewolf (0%)

DO YOU THINK THAT THERE WILL BE A FEDERAL ELECTION IN CANADA IN 2010?

No (70%)
Yes (26%)
Undecided (2%)

DO YOU THINK BRISTOL PALIN AND LEVI JOHNSTON WILL EVER GET MARRIED?

No (75%)
Undecided (12%)
Yes (11%)

WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO RELOCATE TO NUNAVUT TO TAKE A PROMOTION?

No (63%)
Yes (37%)

WHICH FORMER HOCKEY PLAYER WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE REPRESENT THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY IN PARLIAMENT?

Don Cherry (24%)
None of the above (21%)
Wayne Gretzky (10%)
Steve Yzerman (9%)
Bobby Orr (9%)
Trevor Linden (8%)
Cassie Campbell (6%)
Hayley Wickenheiser (4%)
Thomas Steen (2%)
Larry Robinson (1%)
Nick Kypreos (1%)

WHAT HAS BEEN THE MOST DAMAGING GAFFE/PHOTO OP ON IGGY'S SUMMER TOUR?

The Prime Minister smells of sulphur (35%)
Advice from Chretien (17%)
Dancing in the streets (14%)
Liberal Express repaired by Harper Diesel (12%)
Liberal Express breaks down (8%)
Jim Traverse writing fiction (6%)
Riding bicycle living dangerously (5%)