I am going to introduce a new theory into the public sphere to see if it gains any traction. I have strong suspicions that CBC personalities Heather Mallick and Kady O'Malley are in fact the same person. Until I am proven wrong, I will continue to pursue my investigation. The greater question of course is "what is the total sum of tax revenue paid out to these almighty vixens of Liberal spin?"
Going forward, I have a new name for the sum total of O'Malley and Mallick, and that is Heady O'Mallicey. I plan to dedicate an entire chapter of my book about the CBC to Heady O'Mallicey. Perhaps my gift to humanity will be to devise a way to numerically chart their political bias in what is supposed to be an unbiased public news outlet. It continues to amaze me that Rex Murphy still has a job over there, because there is essentially zero conservative equivalency left on their online medium. It is completely one sided. The network never discusses how the Climate Change farce is collapsing on itself. Rather they continue to report as though it is a fundamental priority.
For the record, the puns and mixed metaphors were intended. It is just a coincidence that the two names pop on top of each other so eloquently.
Heady: apt to intoxicate
Malice: desire to do harm