Mike Ignatieff Photoshop Contest

I would like to attempt a Mike Ignatieff Photoshop Contest, I just don't know if Tories have the time, or care to take the time to do some Photoshopping.  The objective is to design the cover of the next book about Ignatieff, after he is usurped by Bob Rae and back mopping floors at Harvard (a book preferably authored by me, though you may put your own handle on the cover if you so desire).  I have written about Iggy Pop quite a lot, and it is one of the potential subject matters for my first book (writing a book is on my Bucket List).  Since I started Blogging less than a year ago, I have published roughly 25,000 words on Ignatieff, and have maybe 10,000 unpublished.  Assuming I get submissions, I will then publish them tastefully on my webpage and conduct a webpoll asking which one you like the most.  Send your submissions to slatekeeper@gmail.com.  Please, no submissions showing the death or torture of Igg.  Let's show a little class.

I have asked the question in the past, if the Iceman were to write a book about Ignatieff, what should it be titled?

If the Iceman were to write a book about Mike Ignatieff after he is usurped by Bob Rae, what should that book be titled?


Ignatieff; Much Ado About Nothing (41%)
True Patriot Abandonment (12%)
The Fall of the Czar; the Mike Ignatieff Story (12%)
Iggy Popped (11%)
A Bridge Too Far; the Mike Ignatieff Story (7%)

Or you may also draw inspiration from this poll...

What is the dumbest thing Ignatieff has said since joining the Liberal Party?

"If you mess with me, I will mess with you until I'm done!" (35%)
"The government is sending the message that they want aboriginals to die." (32%)
"Mr. Harper, your time is up!" (18%)
"A coalition if necessary, but not necessarily a coalition." (10%)

Some of my own cheesy examples of Photoshopped book titles...as you can tell it is very amateur.  I'm not asking you to paint the Sistine Chapel here...