Yes Men start a million man Long March on Great Wall of China!

BREAKING NEWS FROM BEIJING! The American improv comedy troupe the Yes Men have launched their latest climate awareness rally with millions of people stretched for miles along the Great Wall demanding the Chinese Government do more to curb energy use. They have gathered with them thousands of climate activists from the Conference in Copenhagen to join them in their long march to impose their beliefs on the citizens of the world. Media reports from inside China are blocked or disrupted, but we have been able to ascertain that Chinese tanks have been deployed from their barracks.

Fortunately for the Yes Men, this story is not true. If they were to attempt such a stunt in Russia or China, two of the largest world "responsiblers" of CO2, it would be unlikely that we would ever hear from them again. Instead, they focus on Canada. We have Americans abroad telling us what we should believe on an issue just because two misguided drama nerds want to lock into their niche in the Hollywood elite.

I just watched an interview with two of their top Field Marshals, and these people are nuts. They are convinced that they are right, scientific method be damned, and whatever they do illegal or otherwise is justified in the name of climate justice. They might be clever when in character, but cut through to their true selves and they are zealots trying to enforce a message they believe that we should all believe. They botched the stunt, and now as improv sketch artists they are trying to spin it as what they intended. This guy on my television is fucking crazy.

I say charge them with impersonating government officials at an international conference for governments. Yes, this improv troupe will attempt to turn a trial into a publicity stunt, which will require at least a closed court room. They say that they are not finished with Canada, until we completely suppress economic output from Alberta, killing the goose that lays the golden eggs for the other Provinces.

The Canadian delegation thus far has said that we will do what the Americans do, but the Yes men are attacking Canada and not their own government. We need to meet this new tactic head on. Can we have Lord Moncton sitting as a team member in the trial against the Yes Men? As Winston Churchill once said:

"One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half."

-Sir Winston Churchill

I feel a web poll coming on, who would you most like to see play a key role on the team that prosecutes the Yes Men for impersonating Canadian officials at Copenhagen? I will accept feedback before I launch the poll.

Bjorn Lumborg
Lord Christopher Moncton
Roy Green
Jim Prentice
Dennis Miller
Charles Adler
Mark Steyn