Which Conservative would you most enjoy hosting for Christmas dinner?

If you could invite one Conservative to your home for Christmas dinner, who would you choose?  There were a lot of names that I could have included in the poll, but I decided to stick to the biggest names, Stephen Harper, Preston Manning, John Baird, Peter MacKay, and for some gender equality Helena Guergis rounds out the nominees.  I think that Baird would be the most entertaining guest, but it would be a tremendous honour to have the Prime Minister of Canada sit down at your dinning room table.  And yet, who doesn't love Preston Manning?  You could do a TV talk show called Everybody Loves Preston, but in the Jerry Springer mould where Presto brings Liberal politicians out onto the stage and grills them.  I think it would be a hit.  I would like the CBC to consider it.