There are just too many coincidences for this to not at least be considered plausible. It is certainly more plausible than our police torching their own cruisers to try and make the anti-globalization protesters look bad. One of the spies captured in America attended Harvard while Iggy was there. Each coincidence you add to the pile makes the conspiracy more likely. We know that Iggy is obsessed with his Russian album, even publishing a book about how awesome his forefathers were. He lived and worked for a while in London England, which has a very high Russian population. He also bears a shocking resemblance to Count Dracula, which is further evidence that he is a foreign operative.
Then there was that time he said:
“Between my two pasts, the Canadian and the Russian, I felt I had to choose. I chose the vanished past, the past lost behind the revolution. I could count on my mother’s inheritance: it was always there. It was my father’s past that mattered to me, because it was the one I had to recover, to make my own.”
If that's not a confession, I don't know what is... :O
Love it! Entirely plausible. Today Ignatieff smelt a whiff of sulpher coming from Stephen Harper.
ReplyDeleteSounds very similar to another communist dictator from Venezuala smelling sulpher from that Devil George Bush.
Maybe their type see the devil in leaders of democracies?
If he smelled sulphur, he may have been standing too close to the breakfast he was cooking for those willing to pay $50 a head to eat his "food".
ReplyDeleteAnd that black hat he wore at the Stampede clinches it! :)
ReplyDeleteI always thought it's a been a prerequisite to running for the Liberal leadership since Pearson's time.
ReplyDeleteA spy for the Russians? Nah. His notion of Russia, like his notion of Canada, is entirely outdated.
ReplyDeleteA spy for the Chinese? Now that's more plausible. Follow:
1. The CSIS head recently implied he's more worried about politicians being unduly under the influence of China.
2. Iggy just returned from China.
3. Iggy just called for increased economic ties between Canada and China.
4. Iggy has an unfortunate habit of saying things to agree with the people he's most recently with.
Love it! It could be true. We all know that Obama wasn't born in the US, and that steel doesn't melt, so this is very very plausible.
ReplyDeleteGood stuff everybody, however Phantom Observer has the pithiest so far. #4 to be exact.
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What is this- I don't even.
ReplyDeleteHilarious Iceman!
ReplyDeleteJust what was Iffy doing while all the MPs are in the House, voting and such?
So now I can't get the image out of my mind, of Iffy talking on his shoe-phone, and Iffy and McCallum swapping secrets under the 'dome of silence' ..lol (remember Get Smart?)
..lol (remember Get Smart?)
ReplyDeleteIggy is Siegfried and the Liberal Party is Kaos.
Or perhaps he's a spy for the Americans and came back to Canada in deeeep cover?
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