Monday, July 12, 2010

Iggy loves the smell of sulphur in the morning...

I am very excited for the start of Ignatieff's summer under the bus tour, which was kicked off at the Calgary Stampede with Iggy doing a Hugo Chavez impersonation. I really hope that we have a camera on this guy 24 hours a day all summer, preferably unscripted without teleprompter. This guy has more gaffes than Joe Biden, and the more attention focused in on Iggy, the higher the probability that one of his many screw ups blows up in his face. Let's get him on camera like the Truman Show and give him his own cable channel. Yes we can!

If comments about sulphur smell coming from the Prime Minister is the new style for our political leadership, maybe next time these two are set to attend the same event the PM can hang garlic all around his tent to try and keep Count Chocula away? What was Iggy doing serving breakfast? Doesn't he sleep in his coffin during the day? Or should vampire jokes be off limits? Is it a coincidence that the only demographic that likes Ignatieff are young people who race to the theatres to watch Twilight?

4 comments:

  1. Well if Iggy is going to start using quotes from Hugo, maybe the questions we should be asking then, what private companies and investments to you plan on taking over Iggy.

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  2. Just look to AECL, the Green Energy Act in Ontario for an idea how Liberals view democracy in Canada.

    We could point out NEP and APEC under Trudeau and Chretien but that would be over kill.

    Simply put Liberalism is dead and bloated big government is now in the DNA of the Liberal Party in Canada.

    “Zoning, siting, all of that power has been taken away from municipalities, it’s all in the hands of the province,” Slater said.

    http://windconcernsontario.wordpress.com/2010/07/12/ontario-farmers-fear-being-shortchanged-when-it-comes-to-profits/

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  3. Next he'll be plagiarizing Kim Jong-il.
    Watch for him and see if he puts on a pair of 1970's womens glasses....

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  4. In October I ran a poll of Iggy's dumbest quotes, and "if you mess with me, I will mess with you until I'm done" was the winner. He's had a lot of stupid things to say since then. I should run a new poll that includes his darndest statements of the last 9 months. The sulphur bit was likely his dumbest ever.

    I have also started looking up more Hugo Chavez quotes to see what we can expect from Iggy this summer. Wouldn't you know, Hugo says the darndest things...

    "Capitalism is the road to Hell"

    -Hugo Chavez

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