Ignatieff Career Options

As the Liberal Party sinks to new lows in the polls amid the incompetent leadership of Mike Ignatieff, the likelihood that he is fired from his current job is getting higher. If the man is going to need to dust off his resume and embark on a job search in the near future, what do you think he is most qualified to do? Let's help him out with some suggestions. He could be a clown for kid’s birthday parties, or his lack of experience at any real job should qualify him to be a "community organizer". I would suggest he take a shot at being a rodeo clown, but I think such a suggestion would be an insult to actual rodeo clowns (who deserve more respect for what they do than Iggy does).

I think he would make an excellent crash test dummy, but I again I don't want to come across as disparaging crash test dummies. He could move to France to taste wine and cheese for a living, or maybe he already has a second job as a Russian spy? It is plausible. His grandfather was the Minister of the Interior for the Czar of Russia before they infiltrated Canada. They were spared by the Bolsheviks, possibly to serve a higher calling? It is a theory. I have no actual evidence that Iggy is a Russian spy. Call it a hunch...