Friday, April 2, 2010

Where do I pick up my cash stuffed envelopes?

I am a Blogging Tory, and I am outraged that I have never received a cash stuffed envelope for promoting a Conservative agenda! According to Scott Reid, I should be getting paid for this from party coffers, everyone else is right? Scott Reid, the gift that keeps on giving. I almost feel like I should send him some kind of gratuity for all the mileage I've travelled on beer and popcorn. I have probably made 700 beer and popcorn jokes since Jan 2006, and his infamous "kill him kill him dead" statement in the Globe and Mail about Prime Minister Harper may have helped murder coalition Governments indefinitely (in combo with the Dion press conference).

I suppose we Blogging Tories should be happy that the CBC has decided to restore the public voice to this harbinger of gloom and doom. He makes for an excellent target, and his propensity to make loud, aggressive, and ultimately foolish public statements has been a great benefit to the Conservative movement. Beer and popcorn was as Iggy might say, a game changer. I suppose this has to set up a new poll question; which goof would you prefer to be making loud public statements on behalf of the Liberal Party? I assume that the CBC is paying Scott Reid, just as they are now paying Kory Teneycke for a similar role. The difference between Scott and Kory (other than political affiliation) is that Kory is not a lunatic.

The last time I included Scott Reid in a poll question in January 2010:

WHICH LIBERAL WORKSHOP WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO ATTEND?

Western Alienation with Mark Holland (33%)
Popping Popcorn with Scott Reid (27%)
Arts and Crafts with Ross Rebougliati (24%)
Media Relations with Garth Turner (15%)


For more reading on Scott Reid see also:

The "Harper Haters" need to "slow their role" Oct 2009

"Kill him, kill him dead"; the Scott Reid Story Oct 2009

Who put Scott Reid on Newsworld? Feb 2010

Liberal Maternal Health Motion Defeated by Liberals March 2010

7 comments:

  1. No more seats as we are the most over governed country in the world. Rep by Pop OK spread it around. To bad for PEI and the population losers.

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  2. I didn't believe it was possible, but Scott Reid is such a mental midget that he gives Liberals a worse name than they already had.

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  3. I miss Ledrew and his bow-tie.

    the bag of hammer line is one of my all time favourites.

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  4. You didn't get your money????
    I'll make some calls for you, I'm sure its just an admin error,

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  5. I can't give you any cash but you can have your choice of a coupon for a round of mini golf or a 2 for 1 chicken wings coupon at Hooters.

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  6. Gee Iceman,I'd be wanting one of them red Lib-thongs they had a few years back!Maybe Scotty has an extra one kickin around.
    Sammy

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  7. Ice - the really funny thing about this post is that I just finished replying to your comment on my 'Quebec-bashing' post with a beer and popcorn joke. Oh the hilarity! What are the odds? I just had to read your blog before I went to sleep, and this is what I see? Awesome!

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