Thursday, March 25, 2010

What do you think Liberal MPs will be doing during Iggy's Thinkers Conference?

While all the Liberal big boys are in Montreal this weekend thinking up party policy, what should all the juvenile non-thinker Liberal MPs be doing this weekend? They have been ordered to stay away from their own big policy convention, so what should they do instead? Should they go fishing? Should they hit the golf course, or should they be picking sides in the next Liberal leadership conference? Should they enroll in some night classes to make themselves worthy of attendance in the next Thinkers Conference?

We need think up some big ideas for non-thinking Liberals MPs to do this weekend, and I would like to harvest some ideas before launching a poll question. Thus far my own big ideas are:

1) Fishing
2) Golf
3) Choose a leader who can make priorities
4) Enroll in some night classes to upgrade their "thinker acuity"
5) Try to sell foreign abortion funding to their constituents
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8 comments:

  1. Big Red MagnumMarch 25, 2010 at 7:46 AM

    Have their own Iffy free conference, might even get some good ideas, We know Iffy's eggheads won't.

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  2. AnonymousMarch 25, 2010 at 7:58 AM

    6) Filling in a form to join the democratic party in the USA.

    7) Go to an Ann Coulter lecture incognito.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 25, 2010 at 9:11 AM

    when they go home, they should update their resumes just incase they need to start looking for a new job

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  4. JenMarch 25, 2010 at 9:27 AM

    What the liberal mps will be doing?
    As usual nothing. Or, go back to 'acting' classes- if not:

    Jane Taber, Oliver, Clark, O'MALLEY,CBC CTV and many others will take these mps's places as they have been doing for years.

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  5. AnonymousMarch 25, 2010 at 9:59 AM

    they'll party all night long, and take another hit from the bong...

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  6. ThucydidesMarch 25, 2010 at 10:35 AM

    Re read the 1993 "Red Book"

    All the ideas from the conference will be warmed over retreads from this (national daycare anyone?), so the MP's get to save some time and money

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  7. AnonymousMarch 25, 2010 at 11:07 AM

    The ones who were elected in 2004 will be praying "PLEASE, PLEASE, no spring election so I can collect my big fat MP pension before I'm defeated"

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  8. CanadianSenseMarch 25, 2010 at 2:28 PM

    Log on web look for latest releases on DVD for solace of being cast away.

    1)The Blind Side
    2)The Men Who Stare At Goats
    3)Red Cliff
    4)Whip It

    http://www.tribute.ca/movies/dvd/

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