Friday, January 6, 2012

"How many Harperites does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

"None. They would contract the job out to an ad agency." Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ladies and gentlemen a round of applause for the humour of Liberal leader Bob Rae (via Twitter). Gee, Bobby really missed his true calling as a comedian, though he seems truly oblivious to his own party's rich history of contracting ad agencies. How many ad agencies does it take to promote national unity in Quebec? At least 6. Groupaction Marketing ($1.6M), LafLeur Communication Marketing ($1.3M), Gosselin Relations Publique ($1.3M), Groupe Everest ($1.3M), Vickers and Benson ($250K), and Le Groupe Polygone Editeurs (nearly $40 million dollars in sponsorship funds).

How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb? I'm sorry, that's a trick question; when sitting in opposition without access to cash stuffed envelopes, they are unable to change any light bulbs. How many cash stuffed envelopes does it take to promote national unity in Quebec? More than we know...

7 comments:

  1. How many ad agencies to promote unity in Quebec ??NONE its a SCAM.Oh well,its the best I can think of,now that we have a majority.

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  2. Next time Quebec decides to hold a referendum on whether to stay in Canada, the rest of Canada should hold a referendum to see if we WANT them to stay.

    I have a feeling they might STFU after that.

    The better question is," how many Liberals does it take to screw up Canada"?

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  3. How many third place finishers, that was beaten by not one but two now defeated party leaders, gets to lead the third place party to their forth defeat?
    Bwahaaaaaaaaa
    Cheers Bubba

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  4. How many "Liberals" does it take to screw up the country? Trudeau. How many crypto communists, socialists, marxist Quebecers, criminals and disasterous NDP Premiers does it take to screw up the "Liberal" party? 6... Trudeau, Chretin, Martin, Dion, Iggnatieff, Boob Rae.

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  5. While Rae Daze is certainly no comedian...........he is a joke.

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  6. How many progressives does it take to destroy Ontario?.........2 Apparently

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  7. Please let him become permanent leader with Copps as president. Maybe Dion could be the director of communications for English Canada.

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