Saturday, April 24, 2010

April Polling: Vol I

Ladies and gentlemen before you go any further, you should know that I regard myself as an amateur Conservative pollster. I am not a member of the Conservative Party, I have never volunteered for the Party, I have never received a dime from the Party, have never given a dime to the Party; I just vote for the Party and author a blog attempting to convince others to vote as I do.

Here are the results from my polls for the first half of April.

WHICH TORY MP IS THE MOST DESERVING OF A SEAT IN CABINET?

Shelly Glover (42%)
Maxime Bernier (21%)
Pierre Poilievre (20%)
Cheryl Gallant (7%)
John Weston (4%)
Mike Lake (3%)


WHICH FRANCHISE IS MOST LIKELY TO BE ADOPTED AS "CANADA'S TEAM" IN THE 2010 NHL PLAYOFFS?

Vancouver Canucks (71%)
Ottawa Senators (17%)
Montreal Canadiens (12%)


DO YOU EXPECT A FEDERAL ELECTION IN 2010?

No (69%)
Yes (31%)


WHAT DO YOU THINK THE CBC SHOULD DO TO CUT COSTS AMID DECLINING REVENUE? (multiple answers allowed)

Syndicate Fox news programming (50%)
40% wage cut for 100% of employees (44%)
Fire employees (24%)
Cut programming (23%)
Cancel open bar at Christmas party (21%)
Sell assets (17%)


WHICH CBC SHOW IS THE GREATEST WASTE OF TAX PAYER'S MONEY?

Little Mosque on the Prarie (43%)
The Soloman Show (25%)
The Nature of Things (13%)
The Hour (6%)
This Hour has 22 Minutes (6%)
The National (3%)
Republic of Doyle (1%)


WOULD YOU IDENTIFY YOURSELF AS:

Protestant (45%)
Catholic (18%)
Agnostic/Athiest (17%)
Other (17%)


WITH WHAT WEAPON(S) SHOULD WE ARM PARLIAMENT HILL RCMP TO PROTECT OUR LEGISLATURE FROM HIPPIE ACTIVISTS? (multiple selections allowed)

Heckler and Koch MP5 submachine gun (58%)
Nerf N-Strike Raider Rapid Fire CS-35 Dart Blaster (15%)
Fire hose (12%)
Rubber bullets (11%)
Normal guns (11%)
Tear gas (8%)
Ninja throwing stars (7%)


DO YOU THINK CANADA SPENDS ENOUGH MONEY ON THE INCARCERATION OF CRIMINALS?

No (59%)
Yes (41%)


DO YOU THINK FUNDING PRISONS CREATES MORE CRIMINALS?

No (97%)
Yes (3%)


DO YOU THINK CHILD PREDATORS CAN BE REHABILITATED?

No (91%)
Yes (9%)


HOW DO YOU EXPECT TIGER WOODS TO PERFORM THIS WEEK AT THE MASTERS?

I don't care (70%)
Satisfactory (17%)
Excellent (11%)
Train wreck (0%)


WHO DO YOU THINK SHOULD BE CANADA'S HEAD OF STATE?

Prime Minister of Canada (63%)
Queen of England (37%)


WHICH LIBERAL WOULD YOU PREFER CONTINUE TO MAKE FOOLISH PUBLIC STATEMENTS ON THEIR PARTY'S BEHALF?

Mike Ignatieff (31%)
Bob Rae (21%)
John McCallum (14%)
Ujjal Dosangh (12%)
Scott Reid (12%)
Ross Rebougliatti (6%)


HOW MANY SEATS DO YOU THINK SHOULD BE ADDED TO THE CANADIAN HOUSE OF COMMONS?

0 (39%)
30 (35%)
40 (17%)
20 (6%)
10 (2%)

WOULD YOU WRITE A LETTER TO A NEWSPAPER EDITOR TO DEFEND YOUR OWN BOSS AT WORK?

Yes (44%)
No (31%)
I don't have a boss (24%)


WHICH CANADIAN PROVINCIAL PREMIER IS THE MOST OUT OF CONTROL?

Dalton McGuinty (64%)
Jean Charest (14%)
Gordon Campbell (12%)
Ed Stelmach (8%)


WHAT WAS THE DUMBEST BRIGHT IDEA FROM LIBERAL THINKAPALOOZA?

Encourage skilled workers to emigrate (32%)
National Daycare (28%)
Abandon Israel (19%)
Outlaw salt (8%)
Colonize Afghanistan (8%)
Give up pursuing seat on UN Security Council (3%)


DO YOU THINK ALL DOCUMENTS REGARDING OUR MILITARY MISSION IN AFGHANISTAN SHOULD BE PUBLISHED ON CBC.CA?

No (98%)
Yes (2%)


DO YOU THINK CANADA SHOULD ENCOURAGE MORE OF OUR SKILLED LABOUR TO EMIGRATE TO A FOREIGN COUNTRY?

No (92%)
Yes (4%)
Don't care (4%)


ARE YOU PLEASED TO HAVE GEORGE STROMBOLOPOLIS INTERVIEW FOREIGN DIGNITARIES ON CANADA’S BEHALF?

No (80%)
Don't care (17%)
Yes (3%)

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