Here are the results of my polling for the month of July. Normally the summer months see political news at a minimum, but the media has been trying really hard to sell Censusgate. 93% of you find census questions to be too intrusive. 51% of you think Mel Gibson is insane. 23% of you would accept Prince Charles as your head of state. 44% of you think Omar Kadhr should be transfered into house arrest at Bob Rae's house. Stephen Harper's approval rating for 2010 is at 95% with my audience.
WHICH AGENDA SETTER IS THE MOST BIASED?
Jane Taber (50%)
Kady O'Malley (33%)
Undecided (17%)
SHOULD THE BOSS OF THE RCMP BE REPLACED?
No (56%)
Undecided (23%)
Yes (21%)
DO YOU FIND CENSUS QUESTIONS TO BE TOO INTRUSIVE?
Yes (93%)
No (6%)
Undecided (1%)
WOULD RAPPER WYCLEF JEAN MAKE A GOOD PRESIDENT FOR HAITI?
No (77%)
Undecided (13%)
Yes (10%)
WOULD YOU LISTEN TO A JANN ARDEN RADIO SHOW?
No (58%)
Who is Jann Arden? (29%)
Yes (13%)
SHOULD SKIN COLOUR BE A DECIDING FACTOR IN HIRING FOR GOVERNMENT JOBS?
No (99%)
Yes (1%)
IF HELENA GUERGIS IS CLEARED BY THE ETHICS COMMISSIONER NEXT, SHOULD SHE BE INVITED BACK INTO CAUCUS?
No (58%)
Yes (32%)
Undecided (10%)
WILL CENSUSGATE COST TORIES VOTES?
No (93%)
Yes (7%)
WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF MEL GIBSON?
Insane (51%)
Undecided (29%)
Misunderstood (16%)
Great Guy (4%)
WOULD YOU ACCEPT PRINCE CHARLES AS YOUR KING?
No (64%)
Yes (23%)
Undecided (13%)
HAVE YOU BEEN PAYING ATTENTION TO THE TOUR DE FRANCE?
No (93%)
Yes (7%)
DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA?
Yes (51%)
No (43%)
Undecided (6%)
DO YOU THINK THE CANADIAN AIR FORCE NEEDS NEW FIGHTER JETS?
Yes (96%)
No (3%)
Undecided (1%)
SHOULD JIM FLAHERTY BE REPLACED AS FINANCE MINISTER?
No (86%)
Yes (9%)
Undecided (5%)
SHOULD THE LONG CENSUS FORM BE MANDATORY?
No (78%)
Yes (15%)
Undecided (7%)
WHAT IS THE DUMBEST THING IGNATIEFF HAS SAID SINCE JOINING THE LIBERAL PARTY? *note that the option which won the poll was actually a Hugo Chavez quote in disguise*
"Socialism builds and capitalism destroys." (25%)
"You can smell the whiff of sulphur on the guy" (21%)
"If you mess with me, I will mess with you until I'm done" (19%)
"Mr. Harper, your time is up" 38 (18%)
"A coalition if necessary but not necessarily a coalition" (6%)
"It tastes meaty" (3%)
"If elected Prime Minister, I will live in a hotel" (2%)
WHERE IS THE BEST PLACE FOR OMAR KHADR?
House Arrest at Bob Rae's Place (44%)
Guantanamo Bay (34%)
American Prison (14%)
Alcatraz (3%)
Canadian Prison (2%)
Free in Canada (1%)
WOULD YOU PAY $55 A HEAD TO EAT IGNATIEFF'S ROTTEN EGGS?
No (98%)
Yes (1%)
Undecided (1%)
WHAT PROFESSION WOULD IGNATIEFF BEST BE SUITED FOR WHEN HIS POLITICAL CAREER IS FINISHED?
Dracula Impersonator (22%)
Academic (20%)
Bob Rae's Butler (19%)
Crash Test Dummy (16%)
Russian Spy (7%)
Rodeo Clown (7%)
Community Organizer (4%)
Kid's Birthday Clown (2%)
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT THE CANADIAN RCMP WOULD SET FIRE TO THEIR OWN POLICE CARS TO DELEGITIMIZE THE G20 PROTESTS?
No (92%)
Yes (7%)
Undecided (1%)
HAVE YOU EVER ATTENDED A RODEO?
Yes; enjoyed it (58%)
No; but I'd like to (21%)
Indifferent (9%)
No; and never will (6%)
Yes; disliked it (4%)
IS DAVID JOHNSTON A GOOD CHOICE FOR GOVERNOR GENERAL OF CANADA?
Yes (80%)
Undecided (14%)
No (6%)
WHAT WOULD BE THE BEST NAME FOR BOB RAE, THE MOVIE?
Rae Daze (33%)
Red Ink Revolution (11%)
The Worst Case Ontario (11%)
Pandora's Toilet (10%)
The Raemageddon Factor (9%)
Raezed And Confused (9%)
Harris Rising (6%)
Rae of Plight (2%)
Leave It To Bobby (2%)
Straenge Brew (2%)
WHICH PREMIER HAS DONE THE MOST DAMAGE TO ONTARIO OVER THE COURSE OF HIS POLITICAL CAREER?
Dalton McGuinty (52%)
Bob Rae (42%)
Undecided (6%)
HOW WOULD YOU RATE PRIME MINISTER STEPHEN HARPER'S PERFORMANCE IN 2010?
Approve (95%)
Disapprove (3%)
Undecided (2%)
DO YOU EXPECT ELIZABETH MAY TO EVER WIN A SEAT IN THE CANADIAN HOUSE OF COMMONS?
No (97%)
Yes (2%)
Undecided (1%)
WOULD YOU SUPPORT YOUR PROVINCE PAYING $750,000 TO BRING IN THE REGIS AND KELLY SHOW TO YOUR TOWN FOR A WEEK?
No (88%)
Yes (8%)
Undecided (4%)
SHOULD DON CHERRY BE AWARDED THE ORDER OF CANADA?
Yes (71%)
No (25%)
undecided (4%)
Clearly with a 95% rating Harper is in real trouble with your visitors.
ReplyDeleteI am in the minority in accepting the tradition of hereditary line of succession for the royals in giving Dumbo a crack as our head of state.
I would ask him to do an extensive tour in Quebec and spend weeks in Bloc, Liberal held ridings.