Breaking news from Susan Delacourt's Twitter page, Heather Mallick has a new newspaper gig in Canada. Of all the newspapers in Canada, which do you think is most likely to offer a permanent job to this self proclaimed expert in the sexual inadequacy of the conservative male? You guessed it, the Toronto Star. She will be writing two columns weekly for one of the most politically biased media outlets in the country, so she shouldn't have any problems making friends at the office Christmas party. This is great news for Conservatives, as Mallick has a tendency to write absurd and vile things that makes her side look bad. Since the Toronto Star owns the Globe and Mail and CTV, we can probably expect Mallick to be shared among the family.