Monday, January 7, 2013

Hunger Strike 2013: Update

I am now 24 hours into my hunger strike demanding that the government buy me a house. Let me clarify, I'm going to stop eating "solid foods", but everything else is still in play. Yes, I'm willing to die to get my free house, but I won't stop eating Dairy Queen. Consuming plenty of vitamins and calories does not guarantee that I will survive this ordeal, but when you see pictures of me a month into the protest and it doesn't look like I've lost any weight, trust that I'm still willing to die for my free house. This will allow other people to cry that I'm dying, when infact I could do this for several months.

Frankly it doesn't matter if the government has already spent millions of dollars on me; how that money was allocated is of no concern to the tax payers who funded it. Try to investigate, and I'll sue, maybe even block a highway. I should be a hero, not subject to an investigation that I stole bags of cash from the people I'm supposed to represent. Auditors should not be allowed to peak behind the curtain. I'm making a statement and trying to help all the people who deserve a free house. I will be their martyr, just pay no attention to the many calories that I'm consuming and the money I've stolen. That doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is free everything for everyone.

11 comments:

  1. You should expect a visit from an admiring Paul Martin any day now...

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    1. ....with $5Billion without any acountability with it.
      You might even get a visit from NDP Charlie Angus and Trudeau.

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    2. He might even entertain you with his air guitar
      Mary T

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    3. Paul who? lol

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  2. The non stop visits from the NDP-Q, Justin of Trudeau can the Delhi Lama and a CBC film crew be far behind ?
    I want a free house too, and am cutting out all KFC till I get it, along with all the taxes I ever paid back.
    Oh yeah I want 40 cent a liter gas too.

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    1. Hell I want 40cent a liter beer......NOW
      Rob C

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  3. I'm on a hunger strike too. No more Christmas candy... js

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  4. Yeah,ice, let me know if Justin is as cute in person as he is on TV!

    I think it's okay if you eat a Big Mac once in a while too, as I can't find it on any "food group" so it must not BE a food.

    Maybe it's a beverage.

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  5. First and foremost, welcome back Iceman!!

    This Chief, imo is a cipher and should be shunned, humiliated, ostracised and live in the circumstances that her people do, not some 'diva' tent where she receives the attention of celebrities.

    I wish the media were up talking privately and confidentially with her people while she is away. Perhaps they would speak or their homes and lives would SPEAK for them.

    This MUST STOP and it MUST STOP NOW. Canadians need to make that happen and rallying behind this drama is not the way. Getting down and dirty with the users and abusers is.

    Bec

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  6. Best of luck with your reasonable demands as per left leaning tree huggers go. Sushuki and Gorey would be impressed.

    Don't forget to add an Ultra HD tv with an unlimited media library for your viewing pleasure. Just in time for the return of the NHL.

    -CanadianSense

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    1. Oh! after viewing the game on the big screen, how about a drive in a 60K truck, expensive ATV's & snow machines, party all night...

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